Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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