WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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