oh fat girl friday strikes again...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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