id be glad to
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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