So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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