Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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