I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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