i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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