I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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