how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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