doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
NoShamevember. You game?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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