sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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