so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I lost the right to judge tonight
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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