It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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