It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
