5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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