I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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