if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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