maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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