What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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