im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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