Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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