You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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