What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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