I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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