4 words: hood of his car
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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