normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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