It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My vagina is officially offended.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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