She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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