I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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