if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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