I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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