Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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