love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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