so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just forgot I was standing up.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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