We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Randomize
