Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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