Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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