In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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