Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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