I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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