Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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