I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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