Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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