is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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