She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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