was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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