It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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