am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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