why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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