But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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