there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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