So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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