Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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