Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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